Happy 4th Now Let’s Talk About Captain America’s Jiggly Package

 

Marvel Rivals brought it for July 4th with their new Captain America / Steve Rogers summer skin—The Seaside Sentinel. The swimsuit and accompanying huge package and jiggle physics won the internet, until NetEase reportedly nerfed the whole thing.

Some say it was shrunk down, while others say it was just a change to the rigging so it wasn’t so erect.

But before his “fix,” the seaside sentinel was jiggling around, moving through a stationary object.

If a player used the Steve Rogers chair meme emote, his exaggerated penis would reportedly go right through the chair.

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When you moved him quickly back and forth, his penis and butt would jiggle.

 

Sadly, his battle bulge has been toned down.

 

I think his having jiggle physics is just fair given what they do with bouncing boobs all the time.

But they shrunk it and made it less jiggly.

 

What do you think? Should they have left his meat fly free for America, or were they correct in cupping up America’s hero?





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