Tombstone Tributes: A Haunted Mansion Mashup

Friends, it’s the Halloween season, when we celebrate the creepy, spooky, dead (and even undead). The Haunted Mansion is burning the candle at both ends, admitting as many foolish mortals as time will allow. Have you ever stopped to read the tombstones in the Mansion’s outdoor graveyard? They tell small tales of some folks who have contributed to Disney’s rich history of theme park entertainment. But what if some of our favorite Disney (and Pixar, Star Wars, and Marvel) characters were to be buried in that very graveyard? Let’s take a look at some likely epithets for some beloved (and a few not so beloved) characters.

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Favorite Disney Characters

LUMIERE, HE SAID IT BEST

WHEN ASKING FOLKS TO

BE OUR GUEST

SNOW WHITE WAS THE FAIREST ONE

BUT BURIED HERE – HER LIFE IS DONE

PINOCCHIO TURNED OUT REAL GOOD

HE’S NO LONGER MADE OF WOOD

MOTHER GOTHEL THOUGHT SHE KNEW BEST

AND TRIED TOO HARD TO SKIP HER REST

THIS IS INDY’S EPILOGUE

HE SHARED HIS NAME

WITH THE FAMILY DOG

SHE WANTED TO RULE

ALL THAT’S MARINE

INSTEAD SHE’S HERE

BENEATH THIS GREEN

RIP URSULA

HOOK SAILED THE SEAS OF NEVERLAND

LOOKING FOR HIS OTHER HAND

HERE LIES JACK

THAT BONY THING

EVERYONE HAIL THE

PUMPKIN KING

HER ICY HANDS LED HER

INTO THE UNKNOWN

NOW ELSA RESTS

BENEATH THIS STONE

HERE LIES BERT

FRIEND TO YOU AND ME

FOREVER SINGING

CHIM-CHIM-CHER-EE

GOOFY HAD SUCH CLUMSY CLASS

REST IN PEACE BENEATH THIS GRASS

SHE LOVED THE BALL

AND DANCED ABOUT

THOUGH NOW IT SEEMS

HER TIME’S RUN OUT

RIP CINDERELLA

IMAGINATION WAS HIS FRIEND

THANK YOU FIGMENT, NOW’S THE END

UNDER HERE

IT’S SAD BUT TRUE

LIES THE BEAR

WE KNOW AS POOH

OUR WOODLAND BEAUTY

BRIAR ROSE

NOW LAYS HERE

BENEATH OUR TOES

Pixar Pals

FOR RANGER BUZZ

WE WERE SO VERY FOND

REST IN PEACE

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

ALWAYS READY TO GIVE A GOOD SCARE

SULLY NOW RESIDES UNDER THERE

MATER LIVED A LIFE OF FUN

UNTIL HE FINALLY GOT ‘ER DONE.

RUST IN PEACE

Star Wars Galaxy

HE NOW IS GOOD

THOUGH ONCE A TRAITOR

REST IN PEACE

TO FATHER VADER

UNDERGROUND, THIS YODA IS

AFTER 900 YEARS IN JEDI BIZ

REST IN PEACE

OUR SMUGGLER HAN

HE MET HIS END

THANKS TO HIS SON

Marvel Cinematic Universe

BACK HOME AGAIN

AMONG THE ROOTS

AND ALL HE SAID WAS

“I AM GROOT”

TONY STARK COULD DO IT ALL

THIS ARMORED PLAYBOY HAD A BALL

WE LOVE YOU 3,000

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