Today is going to be fun I can feel it. So far it’s started with a fantastic trending topic on Twitter called #RejectedStarWarsMerch and it’s full of fan ideas for merchandise that wasn’t produced and some images of questionable things that were.
Get your popcorn and prepare for a few laughs. This article is purely for fun!
(All Tweets belong to the accounts that tweeted them, but they deserve recognition because they have wonderful senses of humor.)
The Imperial Walker…… 🤣 Man what jerk came up with this?
#RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/Ilsie9tHHu
— Gilbert Santillanes (@FulcrumGilbz) September 29, 2020
#RejectedStarWarsMerch Ground Gungan meat… pic.twitter.com/PKLh55vDJh
— Cynical and Crusty AF (@KevinIsCrusty) September 29, 2020
#RejectedStarWarsMerch
tusken raider masks for children pic.twitter.com/19j4srBjrx— John De Vito (@JohnDeVito) September 29, 2020
“Tickle Me Jabba” pic.twitter.com/sunNNKBh1h
— ImDJMikeRobertson🎙 (@ImMikeRobertson) September 29, 2020
Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru’s BBQ. #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/VBKdYG1VR0
— Dan Levey (@iamdanlevey) September 29, 2020
Death Star Cabbage💕 #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/5XSX1seO3q
— Jus O Lantern 👻💀🎃🇨🇦 (@fivefortweeting) September 29, 2020
Well they aren’t wrong:
#RejectedStarWarsMerch All the merchandise produced by the sequel trilogy & Disney.
Show me where the lie is. pic.twitter.com/UlKN41d8qw
— Resident Stevil (@Resident_Stevil) September 29, 2020
The real question is why WASN’T this rejected??? #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/Q8nfUz4X2E
— Emily (@EmilyMonks_) September 29, 2020
Still waiting for the Baby Yoda Flamethrower
Flamethrower #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/d73KFyG8Em
— Ryan Johnson (@RyanDJGL) September 29, 2020
Uncle Owen Halloween costume #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/x0qg1BVln2
— Bill Zachmann (@beezeemann) September 29, 2020
This one has been around for awhile now:
Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru figures #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/IPRXFvZ7nO
— Dr. Jay 🦔 (@EvolvedGuppy) September 29, 2020
This one exists:
A&T&T Costume for your doggy💗 #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/dXepqodPlw
— Jus O Lantern 👻💀🎃🇨🇦 (@fivefortweeting) September 29, 2020
Tauntaun with sleeping bag conversion kit#RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/q2h14zI6fQ
— Get on up! Get into it! Get involved! (@SethFromThe716) September 29, 2020
Qui-Gon Gin #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/usA9S0XWzP
— J.B. Smith (@jbsmth65) September 29, 2020
Frog anyone 🥴 #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/SWhWV5fZtg
— DawnRayz 🏄🏼♀️ (@dawnpatrol62) September 29, 2020
Anakin’s Flaming Nuggets
Available in Regular, Extra Crispy and Hang On To Your Midochlorians!
From @KFC pic.twitter.com/72y58tbNwL
— TheUnknownCritic (@A_Nonny_Maus) September 29, 2020
#RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/AEj4Z7KbT2
— Jdutchy (@Jdutchy) September 29, 2020
Mandalorian Face Wash #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/Z5FXvd9UHd
— Jake Krynock (@JKrynock) September 29, 2020
This one is so bad but it’s so funny!
“Uses The Force pressure technology”
Winner! #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/o8o7c6RrPQ
— Mia Marie Macy she/her (@MiaMarieMacy) September 29, 2020
#RejectedStarWarsMerch
Anakin Skywalker’s Book on the
Do’s and Don’ts of Home Schooling. pic.twitter.com/g7H17joZJp— Bryant Clements🎤🎸 (@Bryandini) September 29, 2020
#RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/KI4HNfyF9p
— Alistair Crowe – Author 📚💀🎭 (@CroweAlistair) September 29, 2020
Lego Star Wars Order 66 #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/pMLhyoqYjV
— Good Golem (@MechaGolem) September 29, 2020
“Chew So Fresh Shampoo” pic.twitter.com/RRiM2Rqlco
— ImDJMikeRobertson🎙 (@ImMikeRobertson) September 29, 2020
Luke Skywalker lightsaber (hand sold separately)#RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/t4NTJv3JDa
— Get on up! Get into it! Get involved! (@SethFromThe716) September 29, 2020
“Sarlacc Ball-Pit” pic.twitter.com/9bJrvQdQrj
— ImDJMikeRobertson🎙 (@ImMikeRobertson) September 29, 2020
Ham Solo Cups #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/a7F8AoI2XJ
— Tiny D (@thetinydeadpool) September 29, 2020
Porkins Beans #RejectedStarWarsMerch pic.twitter.com/ml0X7oCWyI
— Charles Chase (@IAmCharlesChase) September 29, 2020
Finally this one, because it seems so true, but that’s why it was all wonderful!
#RejectedStarWarsMerch
I don’t think Lucas ever rejected any merch. pic.twitter.com/70v33RQ6VW— Keith (@KeithWasNotHere) September 29, 2020
There are so many great ones on Twitter right now! I want to thank the Star Wars fandom for all the laughs today. I am impressed and amused with the level of humor you have brought to this challenge. It makes me almost glad to be a Star Wars fan again…almost.
What do you think? Comment and let us know!
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