Guests at Disney Parks are Pooping in Line!

Plop. Oh, what was that? Just a guest at a Walt Disney theme park pooping while waiting in line for a ride. Nothing to see here. Call in a Code H!

Yes. Seriously. Impatient guests have been coiling rope out in the open at Disneyland and Walt Disney World. According to the SFGATE, the act of fertilizing the Happiest Place on Earth is more common than you’d think.

Citing a Reddit post, allegedly, a guest witnessed someone’s kid pooping on the floor while queueing for Rise of the Resistance. Instead of notifying a cast member, the parents of the offending child strolled off like nothing happened.

The same thing was happening at Flight of Passage in Animal Kingdom. Guests refused to leave the line to use the facilities, instead deciding to act like rodents with zero regard for others around them.

They even have a hallway they call the “Poop Hallway” at the Flight of Passage attraction.

The article tags another Reddit entry about guests having sex in the Grand Floridian’s spa. This, while not as gross, is also very common.

If you want to read more about the heroic efforts cast members put into keeping the Disney parks clean, check out Cleaning the Kingdom, which former Disney employees wrote. Remember that sometimes there are worse things than feces to be found while keeping the parks sanitary.

OK, I have my own stories. They aren’t pretty. I’ve worked as a contractor for Disney for multiple decades.

In cast member-only areas of EPCOT, I’ve come across guests doing multiple inappropriate things. Since I’m only there to install something, it’s not my job to alert security or anything.

So, most of the time, I say something like, “Come the %#@ on!” It lets the guests know they’ve been caught, and most of the time, they scamper off. In the early 2000s, it was much more rampant due to far fewer cameras in the parks.

Some of the incidents include guys with their pants down either relieving themselves in the abandoned parts of the Wonders of Life pavilion. Others involve couples engaged in full-on intercourse behind temporary stages during seasonal events.

At the Magic Kingdom, I had lunch with a cast member who told me that people flashing the camera on Splash Mountain was still an issue. I thought the fad had died out in the late ’90s, but apparently, they still kept an eye out to delete photos that caught nipples and weiners.

Please, people … keep it in your pants.

[Source: SFGATE]